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| Knowledge is proud that she knows so much; Wisdom is humble that she knows no mo... | Motivational |
| I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told ... | MySpace |
| Optimism means expecting the best, but confidence means knowing how to handle th... | Motivational |
| Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arriv... | Movie |
| I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more ... | Love |
| My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson... | MySpace |
| And that's the world in a nutshell -- an appropriate receptacle. - Stan Dunn... | Funny |
| Inspiration and genius--one and the same. - Victor Hugo... | Inspirational |
| If you do the very best you can, the future will take care of itself. - George M... | MySpace |
| The person interested in success has to learn to view failure as a healthy, inev... | Inspirational |
| Whether you think you can or think you can't - you are right. - Henry Ford... | Motivational |
| How many times do I have to tell you to STOP SHOOTING AT THE THERMONUCLEAR WEAPO... | Friendship |
| History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill... | Cute |
| Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itse... | Famous |