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Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the ge...Christmas
Knowledge is proud that she knows so much; Wisdom is humble that she knows no mo...Motivational
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told ...MySpace
Optimism means expecting the best, but confidence means knowing how to handle th...Motivational
Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arriv...Movie
I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more ...Love
My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson...MySpace
And that's the world in a nutshell -- an appropriate receptacle. - Stan Dunn...Funny
Inspiration and genius--one and the same. - Victor Hugo...Inspirational
If you do the very best you can, the future will take care of itself. - George M...MySpace
The person interested in success has to learn to view failure as a healthy, inev...Inspirational
Whether you think you can or think you can't - you are right. - Henry Ford...Motivational
How many times do I have to tell you to STOP SHOOTING AT THE THERMONUCLEAR WEAPO...Friendship
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill...Cute
Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itse...Famous

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