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Did she say we were doing laundry? Because where I come from, it's called doing ...Friendship
When you believe you can-you can! - Maxwell Maltz...Motivational
First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow. - Army of Darkness...Friendship
I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends...Movie
Faith, Hope, and Love remanined. And the greatest of these is Love - The Bible...Love
Whether you think you can or think you can't - you are right. - Henry Ford...Motivational
The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years o...Famous
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - ...Cute
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childish da...Christmas
We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect lov...Love
Develop an attitude of gratitude, and give thanks for everything that happens to...Motivational
Religion is the idol of the mob; it adores everything it does not understand. -...Famous
Optimism means expecting the best, but confidence means knowing how to handle th...Motivational
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill...Cute
No man should go through life without once experiencing healthy, even bored soli...Famous

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