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Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? - Abraham Lincoln...Movie
Begin with praise and honest appreciation. Call attention to people's mistakes i...Motivational
The friendship between a man and a woman which does not lead to marriage or desi...Movie
Dress shabbily, they notice the dress. Dress impeccably, they notice the woman. ...Famous
If you cannot read this, please ask the flight attendant for assistance. - Unite...Cute
There is only one happiness in life: to love and be loved. - George Sand...Cute
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you...Funny
Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one will kn...Friendship
People who drink light beer don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee ...Funny
If you do the very best you can, the future will take care of itself. - George M...MySpace
Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real...Famous
Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the ...Inspirational
You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have spec...Friendship
People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, I was an accountant. - E...MySpace
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family...Christmas

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