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To love is to know the sacrifices which eternity exacts from life. - Anonymous...Cute
You have been my friend. That in itself is a tremendous thing. I wove my webs fo...Movie
The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to ca...Famous
The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. John Wooden...Inspirational
Time is God's way to keep everything from happening at once. - James Brown...Funny
There is only one happiness in life: to love and be loved. - George Sand...Cute
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not pr...Cute
Religion is the idol of the mob; it adores everything it does not understand. -...Famous
It's so much easier to suggest solutions when you don't know too much about the ...Inspirational
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils - Louis Hect...Funny
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last roman...Cute
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and e...MySpace
Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction. Anne Frank...Inspirational
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for ex...Funny
A drink a day keeps the shrink away. - Edward Abbey...Funny

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