Friendship Quotes & Sayings


Friends are what make life worth living. Find the perfect quote to describe what your best friends do for you.

She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride. -- Austin Powers: Internation...Friendship
The kid just won't quit peeing and throwing up. He's like a cocker spaniel. -- B...Friendship
All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, or nun, is some serious dee...Friendship
Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no po...Friendship
How many times do I have to tell you to STOP SHOOTING AT THE THERMONUCLEAR WEAPO...Friendship
Bluto's right, psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these b*stards. No...Friendship
How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? -- The Blues ...Friendship
I could've even been king. But in my own way, I am king. (To woman in his arms) ...Friendship
Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one will kn...Friendship
Like maple syrup, Canada's evil oozes over the United States. -- Canadian Bacon...Friendship
First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow. - Army of Darkness...Friendship
Did she say we were doing laundry? Because where I come from, it's called doing ...Friendship
You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have spec...Friendship
This job would be great if it wasn't for the f*cking customers. -- Clerks...Friendship
If working here means I am within 10 yards of you, I would rather wipe Saddam Hu...Friendship

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