Friendship Quotes & Sayings


Friends are what make life worth living. Find the perfect quote to describe what your best friends do for you.

Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one will kn...Friendship
How many times do I have to tell you to STOP SHOOTING AT THE THERMONUCLEAR WEAPO...Friendship
This job would be great if it wasn't for the f*cking customers. -- Clerks...Friendship
Wang Chi: A brave man likes the feel of nature on his face, Jack. Egg Shen: Yeah...Friendship
I could've even been king. But in my own way, I am king. (To woman in his arms) ...Friendship
Bluto's right, psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these b*stards. No...Friendship
If working here means I am within 10 yards of you, I would rather wipe Saddam Hu...Friendship
Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no po...Friendship
Did she say we were doing laundry? Because where I come from, it's called doing ...Friendship
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. -- Animal House...Friendship
Lois Einhorn: I can make your life a living hell. Ace Ventura: I'm not ready for...Friendship
Like maple syrup, Canada's evil oozes over the United States. -- Canadian Bacon...Friendship
Here are Scotland's terms: Lower your flags and march straight back to England. ...Friendship
All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, or nun, is some serious dee...Friendship
The kid just won't quit peeing and throwing up. He's like a cocker spaniel. -- B...Friendship

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