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Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into...Movie
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last roman...Cute
Remember: Success is nothing but luck. Just ask any failure. - Anonymous...Motivational
I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing abou...Love
Bluto's right, psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these b*stards. No...Friendship
Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the ...Inspirational
People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, I was an accountant. - E...MySpace
My friend is one... who takes me for what I am - Thoreau...MySpace
To be a revolutionary you have to be a human being. You have to care about peopl...Famous
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere. - George Burns...Cute
How many times do I have to tell you to STOP SHOOTING AT THE THERMONUCLEAR WEAPO...Friendship
Few friendships would survive if each one knew what his friend says of him behin...Movie
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the U...Funny
Time is God's way to keep everything from happening at once. - James Brown...Funny
Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home. - Carol Nels...Christmas

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