Myspace Quotes & Sayings
Myspace has become an entity in and of itself. Check out these Myspace related quotes, or add them to your Myspace profile!
| Hatred is love frustrated. - Ashley Montague... | MySpace |
| My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson... | MySpace |
| There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the ca... | MySpace |
| I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow. - Bill Connoly... | MySpace |
| A hundred friends are too few; one enemy is too many. - German Proverb... | MySpace |
| I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early. - Tim Benny... | MySpace |
| People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, I was an accountant. - E... | MySpace |
| Better to be happy than wise. - John Hayward... | MySpace |
| I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my land... | MySpace |
| I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told ... | MySpace |
| I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. - Woody Allen... | MySpace |
| I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; the... | MySpace |
| My friend is one... who takes me for what I am - Thoreau... | MySpace |
| If you do the very best you can, the future will take care of itself. - George M... | MySpace |
| Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both. - Samuel Butler... | MySpace |