Myspace Quotes & Sayings


Myspace has become an entity in and of itself. Check out these Myspace related quotes, or add them to your Myspace profile!

Hatred is love frustrated. - Ashley Montague...MySpace
My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson...MySpace
There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the ca...MySpace
I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow. - Bill Connoly...MySpace
A hundred friends are too few; one enemy is too many. - German Proverb...MySpace
I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early. - Tim Benny...MySpace
People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, I was an accountant. - E...MySpace
Better to be happy than wise. - John Hayward...MySpace
I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my land...MySpace
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told ...MySpace
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. - Woody Allen...MySpace
I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; the...MySpace
My friend is one... who takes me for what I am - Thoreau...MySpace
If you do the very best you can, the future will take care of itself. - George M...MySpace
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both. - Samuel Butler...MySpace

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