Myspace Quotes & Sayings
Myspace has become an entity in and of itself. Check out these Myspace related quotes, or add them to your Myspace profile!
| I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. - Woody Allen... | MySpace |
| I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told ... | MySpace |
| I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my land... | MySpace |
| Not even the future is what it used to be. - Paul Valery... | MySpace |
| I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow. - Bill Connoly... | MySpace |
| Oh Lord give me chastity, but do not give it yet. - St. Augustine... | MySpace |
| Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and e... | MySpace |
| I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early. - Tim Benny... | MySpace |
| When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw... | MySpace |
| Better to be happy than wise. - John Hayward... | MySpace |
| People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, I was an accountant. - E... | MySpace |
| Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both. - Samuel Butler... | MySpace |
| My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson... | MySpace |
| I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; the... | MySpace |
| If you do the very best you can, the future will take care of itself. - George M... | MySpace |