Random Quotes
Some more random quotes to tickle your fancy!
| Did she say we were doing laundry? Because where I come from, it's called doing ... | Friendship |
| Whatever is expressed is impressed. Whatever you say to yourself, with emotion, ... | Motivational |
| I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate p... | Funny |
| Knowledge is proud that she knows so much; Wisdom is humble that she knows no mo... | Motivational |
| If it weren't for pick-pocketers I'd have no sex life at all. - Rodney Dangerfi... | Funny |
| I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early. - Tim Benny... | MySpace |
| A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to rea... | Famous |
| The friendship between a man and a woman which does not lead to marriage or desi... | Movie |
| I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as wom... | MySpace |
| Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still only li... | Love |
| For centuries men have kept an appointment with Christmas. Christmas means fell... | Christmas |
| Inspiration and genius--one and the same. - Victor Hugo... | Inspirational |
| It is not the position, but the disposition. - J.D. Dinger... | Motivational |
| To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. Thomas Edison... | Inspirational |
| You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have spec... | Friendship |