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If it weren't for pick-pocketers I'd have no sex life at all. - Rodney Dangerfi...Funny
I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early. - Tim Benny...MySpace
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I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as wom...MySpace
Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still only li...Love
For centuries men have kept an appointment with Christmas. Christmas means fell...Christmas
Inspiration and genius--one and the same. - Victor Hugo...Inspirational
It is not the position, but the disposition. - J.D. Dinger...Motivational
To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. Thomas Edison...Inspirational
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